Shameless regurgitation of viral mail content

Thoughts for 2007

• Life is sexually transmitted.


• Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.


• Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


• Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


• Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.


• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


• Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence???


• In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


• AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
  
  
  We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in North America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
  
  
  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?